Saturday, March 14, 2009

Malaysians' English

Ho ho ho, saw some pretty cool websites on the internet. This one really caught my attention. Take a look, how our holy Malaysian's English is so far different from standard English. I dunno how I can survive in US if I use our local English.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY.
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians:No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you'recoming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED.
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that....

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG.
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY.
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me!
Malaysians:Celaka u!

So yea, this is why MALAYSIA BOLEH !

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Back at last

Finally i back to my blog. Things get pretty strange this year. This year, I had changed my course, no more AUP ( American Degree Program) but Diploma in Business. That's mean I cannot go US liao lo ! Sob.....sob.....my US dream....no more liao...... Now is start all over again. Just pretend that i just a new student that just enroll in INTI college ( Although I'm very old liao) Really miss my friends wor......most of them had gone to US and other countries, leave me all alone in Penang. That's terrible.

I find my course pretty interesting and more easy then AUP. Yeah, the head is right, maybe I'm more suitable to study diploma (and it also means that I not that smart to do degree course, lol) Things get very busy in diploma, rush here rush there, rush for assignments, rush for tests and exams, rush for meetings and so as group discussion. Phew, at least it get me busy all the time until I have no time for my personal things, including blogging. So I may be not so often update my blog.

STPM is out !!! Most of my friends get pretty good results ! Congratulations !

And last thing...



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